| What
dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle ! |
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| What kind of hair
do oceans have ? Wavy ! |
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| How did the telephones
get married ? In a double ring ceremony ! |
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| What do you get if
you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot ! |
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| Where did the pilgrims
land when they came to America ? On their feet ! |
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| Who designed Noah's
ark? An ark-itect ! |
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| Why didn't the dog
speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw ! |
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| What happened when
the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens ! |
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