What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
A shampoodle !

What kind of hair do oceans have ?
Wavy !

How did the telephones get married ?
In a double ring ceremony !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?
A carrot !

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ?
On their feet !

Who designed Noah's ark?
An ark-itect !

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?
She had mittens !
 
LINKS TO MORE JOKES

Dinosaur Jokes
http://www.EnchantedLearning.com/subjects/dinosaurs/Dinojokes.html
Laugh it up with these silly dino-jokes!

Squigly's Playhouse
http://www.squiglysplayhouse.com/
Jokes & Riddles; Pencil Puzzles; Brain Teasers; Contest; Arts & Crafts; Games; Squigly's Question; Your Answers; and Boredom Busters make up this activities site for kids.

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